The Grandparents Guide to Getting Even

Introduction:

This book is to be used by Grandparents as a reminder to get even with your children once they've grown and had children of their own.

Haven't you ever thought to yourself that once your children are grown up, you'll remind them of all those times they made your life difficult, embarrassed you at a store or friend's house, made dinner a living nightmare or just didn't listen at all. Well here's your chance. This book doesn't focus on your children, but explains how to pop in for a visit with your grandchildren and get them so worked up that they are bouncing off the walls as Grandma and Grandpa leave to the peace of their home. This behavior may ultimately get you a one way ticket to the nursing home, but as your memory is drifting away you'll have the knowledge of finally getting even with those kids that right now make your life miserable.

The following chapters will focus on topics such as:

I. Bring Just One Gift

- When visiting your three grandchildren, bring just one gift and offer it to the youngest child and see what happens.

II. Sweets vs. Chocolates

- Which do you think will have the kids bouncing off the walls quicker, a lolipop or a hershey bar. Here's your chance to experiment.

III. Just say No.

- This chapter deals with the repercussions of saying no to everything your grandchildren ask you.

IV. Curses and other inappropriate language

- How funny is it when a two or three year old curse or say something inappropriate. Well here's an opportunity to fill your grandchild's mind with words he/she can use everyday. Mom's & Dad's just love to hear these words out in public....Vagina, Penis, Fu*k, Sh*t, or how about these phrases....Mom, that lady is really fat, or Dad, please don't beat us with the wood spoon anymore.

to be continued.....